lunacress

The Sienkiewicz Legacy
3.2.5

First, I need to think of a better way to label spare chapters. Second, let's kick off with Carver being a total cutie pie.

And then right away throw him into childhood, where he will no longer have any excuses to keep away from the main house, his overbearing grandparents and his weird cousins.

I'm cruel and apparently got no caps of his actual face, but Carver right away ran off to show just how much like his grandmothers he is.

Brenna: Why?

Because you couldn't keep it in your pants? I never asked you to have kids. You did that all on your own.

Cynthia: Typical. She never makes the bed.

Dude, she just gave birth!

Carver: A baby brother! Hooray!

That is right, it's another boy. Geralt, who has the prettiest green eyes.

Cyntha: I'm not sure I approve of all these children.

Then stop knocking your wife up.

Seriously. With 6 kids at the main house and your 2, that is enough. I'm not playing more than eight through uni.

The most musical family.

Brenna is a surprisingly good mother. I guess she picked something up while barging into the main house without being invited.

Geralt: I'm not even hungry. She only fed me five minutes ago!

The shit, Cynthia?

Hi Empress. Did you break in just to use the piano? Or to escape your kids?

Snow Day was declared, so I force Carver away from skilling to do traditional winter fun things.

Carver: I just want to play chess.

Shh you.

Carver: SNOW MOTORBOAT!

Carver: I feel a disturbance in the force.

Yeah, I invited over all the family to play in the snow!

It's funnnnnn!

Carver: Hey Auntie Amaranta! Do you like my snowman?

Come on Carver. I invited them round so you could socialise with actual people, instead of just spying on them.

Autumn: Damn, she got to the baby first.

Bowman: I hate Zaira.

What did the cheerleader princess do? Or are you just full of angst again?

Feyre: Are you really eating rotten fish?

Amaranta: Yeah?

Feyre: I am never kissing you again.

Bowman: So you went to college with my mum? Tell me all her secrets so I can blackmail her into giving me more sweets and less school.

Brenna: How the hell did you fall out of my sweet sunshine sister?

Brenna: SUCK IT KID!!!!

Brenna NO!

Huge family snowball fight!

Zaira: What is happening?

Carver: Throwing stuff at people is fun!

Not exactly what I wanted from this, but at least he's interacting.

Kestrel: What the hell Pumpkin? You can't just go sit on other people's beds! That's rude.

Everyone stuck around for Geralt's birthday. Not that anyone besides Carver and Brenna cared.

Carver: One day I'm going to become a bird and fly away from here.

Autumn: You're an idiot. And you're not a bird. And there is no escape.

Geralt is a cute and dapper little lad. He grew up in that outfit and I just went with it.

Cynthia has an obvious favourite.

Carver also adores his little brother. Geralt is the most loved little boy in the world.

Geralt: I don't understand where he goes when he covers his face.

Penguin: MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD!

Geralt is cute.

Carver: Mummy! You're home!

Cynthia: I wish Brenna was here to greet me instead of this asshole.

Due to the Sienkiewicz obsession with spying on their neighbours, Empress tends to barrel round at least once a day to start a fight over it.

Brenna: Just try threatening me in my own home. I dare you.