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Duchamp 100 Baby Challenge
Part Three

I think that if Empress doesn't get sex at least once a day she will die.

I'm too scared to test this theory.

Hey, if he's going to be stuck with Empress forever, might as well let him have his fun too.

Wait, where the heck are those bubbles coming from? Two! You can't do that!

(Both Two and Five are by syreni-sims)

The twins continue to be sweet but ultimately boring.

Nora: Fa la la la, cleaning is so much fun!

Nora: MUM! I JUST FINISHED CLEANING THAT!

Empress: I still think it's weird that our kid keeps offering relationship advice to us.

Empress: Hey, Two! Look!

Two: *continues eating with the knowledge that that is not his baby*

Not that he actually gives a shit.

Headmaster: Well this is a step up from the sandwiches I got last time.

Essie: Yeah, they must like you. Normally we just get a handful of dog biscuits.

Wait, really?

Essie: MUM! I'm evolving!

Empress: *doesn't care*

It was Laura's birthday too! That is some rather amazing hair for a two year old.

Madeover Laura. She looks a lot like Nora. Actually, she mostly looks like her dad, which I am sure she'll grow into a little more as she ages.

She's pretty cute though.

Nora: Essie! I'm stuck in your hair now!

Essie: Part of the hair, part of the crew. Part of the hair, part of the crew.

Nora: What?

Essie rolled Family, so finally this family has someone who actually wants to take care of the kids!

Laura: Wheeee! I can't feel my brain!

Essie: You are the cutest. I can't wait to have my own babies.

Not while you live under this roof, young lady.

Essie: I changed my mind.

Laura: Foo foo!

Essie: Huh?

Laura: Close your legs, I can see your foo foo.

Essie: Crap.

Nora: Guys? I'm trapped here. Guys? Please? I want to leave now!

Empress: Who are these people?

Two: Here let me rub away your aches. Maybe then you'll remember that I'm the one who has always been there for you and you'll stop sleeping with everyone who comes near the house.

Empress: Too relaxed to listen to your rambling.

Essie: Mum is so gross when she lets dad flirt with her.

Essie: Hey, congrats on knowing how to walk.

Essie: Don't worry little baby. I'll be right here to take care of you when you're born.

Essie: I'll never let anything happen to you. I'll hide you in my hair where it's safe.

Bloody hell, these kids scare me.

Empress: *pop*

Essie wanted a date, but I still haven't put townies (besides the ones for Empress) into the 'hood, so the papergirl was literally the only teen girl there was and they have no chemistry at all.

Essie: This is romantic, right?

Laura blends so nicely with the wallpaper.

Essie: This is the most awkward thing ever.

And the twins are still cute and boring.

PUUUUSH!

Three guesses who her other mother is.

It's a tiny kitty cat girl called Eliza.

Noah: Mum, Dad! I got an- You know what, I'll tell you later. Or never.

Nora has much more realistic goals and just tells Eliza about her grades.

Made some teens and threw them in and Essie comes across Violet.

It obviously goes very well.

Violet: Green is such an ugly colour. Why would you pick green when you could have purple?

Essie: I will end you.

Essie: Why do people have to be so mean?

Two: Something about this kid makes me think she's not mine.

Empress: Does she count as proof of bestiality?

The big questions!

And the twins are still cute and boring.

Mirjana (yuuzhan) is dragged back over because we need more kids!

Two: Oh my god!

Two: Mmmm, the roses smell so nice.

I think he's been cheated on so often that it's short circuited his brain a little.

Two: I love you my little cherry blossom.

Birthday time for Laura and Eliza!

The cutie pie little Eliza! Who got Mirjana's amazing huge ears!

Eliza: Meow meow meow!

Laura: Hello! I'm stuck in the sodding door!

Ah, there she is! She really does look just like her dad. It's sort of scary, there's really very little of Empress in there at all.

Aww, what's up kitty?

Eliza: Meow. Meow meow meow!

Essie finally found someone who likes her! That is Gigi.

Essie: Come on, hit me harder.

Romance.

Duchess: Help me!

Eliza: Meow!

Duchess: I shall have revenge!

Two: What the hell? Oi, Nora! Move it so I can comfortably follow my fiancée around while she's tired and pregnant with someone else's child.

Empress: I hate this feeling so much.

Well, you're 1/20th of the way through. Chin up little duck.

Two: Oooh, that looks interesting.

I am 10000% sure that has nothing to do with you.

Two: She really does love me!

Whatever delusions help you sleep at night.

He refused to go eat! This was not my fault!

Empress, you cannot still be shocked by this.

Noah takes a break from being dull with Nora, to go be dull on her own.

She demanded a pond so she could go fishing.

Noah: Hey, I caught dinner for tonight!

You know Two, this may be why everyone thinks you're creepy.

Essie is cute. Just a reminder.

Laura: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I love it when kids do this.

Laura: Hey, can you had me the red?

Eliza: Meow?

Laura: Come on, don't be a dick.

Duchess: REVENGE!!!!

Essie: Is that safe to drink?

Empress: No idea, but I'm not letting it go to waste.

Eeek.

Apparently after all those visits, Essie and the headmaster are actually best friends.

Essie: I am still totally into chairs and tables and stuff still sir.

Yay!

If I had waited for more minutes, maybe I could have gotten Eliza into private school too.

Nora: So that is what Eliza meant by 'Meow meow meow.'

Yep, the twins had a birthday too!

Here is grown up Noah!

Eliza!

Eliza: Meow!

And Nora!

Nora: Everything is awful and I just want to cry all the time!

Well that can wait until next time, because that is the end of the update.

Duchamp 100 Baby Challenge - Part Three - ARCHIVED