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Skywalker Xenophilia Challenge
Part Two

Andromeda: I'm so hungry I'm going to eat my own hand!

Andromeda: I wanted food, not sleep. Why is Daddy so useless?

And after reading all those books about childcare!

Let's hope that he does better with the next one.

It is another girl, named Pyxis. Same colouring as her sister.

Cosmo: Baaaaabies!

Looks like he's been dropped on his head a few too many times. Maybe tell the aliens to just gently lower you to the pavement next time.

Cosmo: And now I'm bored.

You know the drill already.

Andromeda: You're my only friend, Giant Rabbit Face.

Cosmo: What the hell is all this white stuff?

No idea.

You know, I think I can arrange for that to happen sweetie.

Cosmo: Come on, say Daddy.

Andromeda: Let's see how you like being ignored.

To cheer up Cosmo, here comes his boyfriend Dimble Bee!

They are nerdy soulmates and I love it!

Cosmo: I show love with sensual pillow talk.

They are both so shy and awkward and my cold dead heart just goes flutter.

Cosmo: Am I meant to taste burning?

Dimble: Ooops, some of my wires must need re-soldering.

Cosmo: Catch me, my precious metal man!

Dimble: I am literally made of steel. How are you heavier than me?

Probably his extra passenger.

See.

Dimble, please go home now. You can't just stay here like a nerdy ghost haunting the place.

Birthday time for Andy!

Andromeda: Finally, I can reach the fridge and feed myself!

Pyxis also grew up into a very cute little toddler.

She looks more like Cosmo than Andy does. Andy mostly takes after their alien father.

Still super cute though.

Are you serious here?

Cosmo you are such a gross slob!

Pyxis: So we really have to stay here with this moronic human? That's not fair!

Andromeda: I know, but those are our orders.

Pyxis: But he's a buffoon!

Andromeda: Preaching to the choir, little sister.

Cosmo: Hungry. Put food here!

Andromeda: No worries Dad. You just sleep in your food while I clean up the disgusting mess of a house you insist on keeping us in.

Andromeda: Better hoard all the leftovers just in case he dies.

She is a one girl cleaning machine! Which, given that we can't hire a maid, is very much needed.

Pyxis is adorable.

Really that is the whole point of that cap.

Cosmo: I really need to pee.

You really need to get control of your fucking life.

Hooray! She deserves a good education if she has to put up with her father.

I love you Andy.

Pyxis had better watch out when she grows up.

Cosmo: I still don't understand this process at all!

Andromeda: Why must you curse us with more kids that will be neglected by our lousy father?

Cosmo: There we go, perfect place for a baby.

Yeah. It's a boy called Lupus, same colouring as his sisters, though he has a different alien daddy this time.

Screw caring for his three children, Cosmo would much rather smooch with his boyfriend.

Andromeda: I want you both to know that I am judging you!

Cosmo: Have you heard about Cynthia Sienkiewicz?

Really? Cynthia? Probably the most normal Sienkiewicz?

Also I have no idea what Andy is doing, but she looks cute.

It's sort of odd that he's had three kids and still hasn't ever had sex.

Science is amazing.

Andromeda: It's fun to charter an accountant, And sail the wide accountancy...

Just don't you dare knock him up, Dimble! He needs to get abducted again tonight.

In case Empress/Two hadn't given it away, I am a massive romantic dweeb.

Cosmo: Be my husband?

Dimble won't actually be allowed to move in until the kids are gone (and Cosmo is on the brink of death probably) but it made me happy to let them have this much.

Andromeda: Such a slob.

Don't touch that bed Andy! You don't want to know what just happened there.

I'm amazed it takes so long to get him abducted. Surely at this point the aliens just hover over his house waiting for him to appear.

Success!

Andromeda: Human warmth!

Andy, that is not how we greet total strangers.

Neon cat lady was nice enough to help fill Andy's want to sell lemonade though, so I guess hugs are okay.

Seriously, stop hugging strangers!

Also I may have accidentally forgotten to put all my mods that stop the game generating townies back into my folder. I was not amused.

Andromeda: I'm cranky and prepubescent today and I don't know why. I'm going to take it out on people I like.

Random Townie: What the hell kid?

Andromeda: I had bad parents, you can't blame me.

Andy is already starting to prepare for all the fights she plans on getting into.

She is cute but feisty.

Meanwhile upstairs Pyxis has her own entourage.

Pyxis: Mr Rabbit? This is really weird. How do I make them leave me alone?

Cosmo: *gasp*

The Skywalker House: A Summary.

All I can say is thank goodness his pee went away from poor Lupus.

That is that. Next time maybe Cosmo will get it together enough to not piss on his own offspring. I'm not holding my breath though.

Skywalker Xenophilia Challenge - Part Two - ARCHIVED