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The Sienkiewicz Legacy
1.1

For goodness sake, Glynn. Can you at least pretend to be interested in what is happening here?

Much better. Here is Miss Glynn Sienkiewicz, the founder of my new legacy that I will hopefully actually stick with this time.

Glynn Sienkiewicz
Popularity/Knowledge
Own 5 Top-Level Businesses
Makeup/Logic
Jewellery
Pisces (5,3,7,3,7)
Tinkering

Winner of this year's 'Least Convincing Twi'lek' award.

I knew I shouldn't have binned all the lekku I downloaded.

Sion: Please don't.

Glynn: But...

Sion: No.

Glynn: I have to do it.

Sion: No.

Glynn: Is your dad a bunny rabbit?

Vo gerbits!

Rosaline: That is the ugliest person I ever saw.

How dare you! Glynn is a masterpiece.

What the heck are you watching?

On second thought, I'd rather not know.

Glynn: Sit back, relax, let me fix you.

Much better.

Germaine: How are you sit there where you can see her face? I wanted to sit where I could see her face.

Are you sure about wanting to see her face now, Germaine?

This is basically 90% of what Glynn does.

The other 10% is checking out all the dormies. Well, all the female dormies. Glynn's bisexual, but all the guy dormies ended up being gay. Or just not into her I guess.

(I have my game set to 50% gay and 50% bisexual. The gay agenda at work!)

Glynn: If I don't make direct eye contact, maybe she'll just leave.

Marla: This is the most embarrassing thing to ever happen.

Give it a few days, you'll surpass it. I believe in you.

That is one way to keep your toes cool during the hot summer months I guess.

Oooh, cutie! Glynn, fetch!

Glynn: I totally have my hand on her butt.

Post-makeover Autumn. Super duper cute.

Glynn invited her out on a date and...well...this happened.

Glynn: I must have been a very good girl to deserve this. And I plan to be very bad now.

I doubt either Autumn will have a problem with that.

Ah, courtship and young love.

Not sure what happened to the other Autumn while this was happening.

She was probably off terrorising chickens or something.

Just going to leave this gem of a name here.

Glynn: She likes me! She really likes me!

Good to see you putting your time at uni to good use there Glynn.

Glynn: You're cute. Marry one of my descendants maybe.

Glynn! I thought that you were in love with Autumn!

Well, I did say I would let her choose her own spouse. So okay, if you want Sion you can have her.

You won't be any use to anyone if you freeze because you thought having sex in a hot tub in the middle of winter was a good idea.

Okay, they are cute.

But Sion is no Autumn is all I'm saying.

I thought that Glynn's screeching attempts would get Rosie out of her bed, but nope.

Things have sure changed since I was learning to play the violin. I could make the dead rise to tell me to shut up.

Still not sure I approve.

Are you even capable of looking interested in anything besides boobs?

Glynn: The perfect view.

Sion: *breathes heavily*

Wait. Is Sion still in her bikini from the last time you two had sex?

What kind of magical creatures are dormies?

Glynn: I love you and kisses and all, but if you eat that rotting food I will never let your mouth near me again.

Sion: Well, I do like your mouth.

For fuck's sake.

So a few days of just doing this until she's better I guess.

I've never really played a popularity sim before, or had any of my sims make friends.

This is actually an achievement for me.

Glynn's continued musical obsession despite her hobby being tinkering.

Wait, what?

That is not how you greet friends you have never even flirted with before!

Please, Glynn, make up your damn mind.

Glynn. Please.

GLYNN!

Thank goodness this happened before she could expand her harem any more.

I almost don't believe that she's not a romance sim.

Off she goes, back to the main 'hood to get on with this legacy thing.

Next time I guess we'll find out who Glynn decides to make her wife. Though if you follow my tumblr and have seen her kids, I think you can guess just from the eye shape that all of them have inherited so far (besides Zaira, who is very special).

The Sienkiewicz Legacy - 1.1 - ARCHIVED