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The Sienkiewicz Legacy
2.3

Glynn: Soon I'll be able to drive away from this crappy town.

Autumn I am literally furious right now!

You are a grown adult! Why are you eating rotten food?

Autumn: Did you know my wife is in charge of this whole town?

Feyre: Who aimed fireworks at my feet?

Did Brenna actually wake up to grow up or what?

Oh my god.

Feyre Sienkiewicz
Family/Pleasure
Marry Off 6 Children
Brown hair/Artistic
Great Cook
Aries (4,7,8,3,3)
Music and Dance

Brenna: Can you not stop for five minutes on our birthday?

Anyway, here's Brenna!

Brenna Sienkiewicz
Fortune/Romance
Become a Criminal Mastermind
Glasses/Makeup
Charismatic
Gemini (3,9,8,3,3)
Fitness

Taking her new look very seriously I see.

Oh god.

She is too cute.

Feyre: Mum is right. This shit is crazy!

Feyre: Wait! This isn't a cookery book. It's Mum's secret diary.

Honestly, I can't imagine it's much of a read.

Glynn: The fucking flamingo is on fire!

That sounds like an emo band name from the mid-2000's.

Glynn: That is one fine looking car. Finally I can escape.

Ha ha ha ha. No.

Brenna: I failed at life.

Oh, sweetie. You did that the moment you were born a Sienkiewicz.

Feyre: Do you have a love match for the socially awkward teenage lesbian?

This is Audra and she is very cute.

Feyre: I approve.

Matchmaker: *lingers like a fart*

Feyre: So then I was like...

Audra: Can a person actually die of boredom? Because I really am fearing for my life.

Luckily for Feyre, Audra got over it pretty quickly.

So precious!

Autumn: So are you dressed like this because you're rehearsing for a play? Or did we really screw you up that bad by letting you watch us have sex?

Brenna: The repressed memories! They burn!

Feyre: I love you my precious little sugar otter.

Glynn: *covertly chaperones*

Apparently for a while I just got really distracted by Feyre and Audra.

It was just a nice change from Autumn and Glynn.

Feyre: Oh my daring cherry dove!

Audra: I'm not sure if I feel nauseous or hungry.

The foot pop!

Glynn: What if the maid reads my innermost feelings and secrets?

Brenna: Then she'll be as bored as the rest of us?

Brenna is a massive nerd who is constantly skilling without me needing to tell her to.

Three guesses where Brenna gets it from.

Brenna: So I hit this block with a screwdriver and robots happen?

It's a magical world!

Brenna, that isn't anything to do with you. Please stop.

Glynn: Ahoy maties! Mayor Sienkiewicz reporting for duty.

It amuses me and breaks my heart every time.

Glynn: I am iron mayor! Du nu du nu du nu du! VOTE FOR ME!

Celebration for a good day at work? Or just these two being themselves?

Okay, I do find it super sweet that they are still like this.

Dude, what the hell?

Leave my poor darling sweetheart alone!

Feyre: All I did was spy on everyone! And post all the details on the internet. With photos. Why do they hate me?

Brenna has found love with this cutie called Lestat. Who is sadly not a vampire.

Their big, colourful hair will take over the world.

Brenna: Sweetie, I love you, but that fringe really makes kissing hard.

Brenna: Let me correct you.

Yes. I approve.

Brenna: Much better.

Romance.

Lestat: I love you so much I want to take your heart home with me!

Brenna: *is fine with this*

Glynn: What if a vampire appears and tries to hurt my wife?

What if your wife stopped sleeping in her daughter's bed?

And what if you stopped stalking your wife around the house?

Bloody hell man! Like Autumn has time to spy on anyone. She's busy making out with her wife.

Because it went so well last time you were electrocuted.

Autumn: Making money makes me so furious!

Glynn: Shall we play a game? I'll be the mayor and you'll be the naughty architect who didn't file for the correct planning permission.

I'd make fun, but I bet that is how I will look later this month when my girlfriend visits.

That sexy dazed look.

I worry that her eyes are going to fall out one day.

Brenna! NOOOOOO!

What is with this family? I've never had this kind of trouble before.

Brenna: I wish I was dead.

Parasaurolophus: Me too.

Well with Brenna's life flashing before her eyes, it was time for the almost-twins to head off to uni! Because I wasn't frustrated enough doing it for Glynn. Also I had still not picked an heir.

Aww, here to see off your kids.

No. Just playing catch.

Such amazing parents.

Well, next time Feyre and Brenna at uni! Woo!

The Sienkiewicz Legacy - 2.3 - ARCHIVED

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