Duchamp 100 Baby Challenge - Part Two - ARCHIVED

[lunacress]

Duchamp 100 Baby Challenge
Part Two



Wow last time I ended the chapter without even revealing what happened with Essie's attempts to get into private school.

Essie: Yeah I love that school stuff. Chairs and tables and paper. Yeah. I am so into that.

Somehow that worked.





Now a photoset I like to call 'Essie is a nerd.'



Essie: Who is a smoochy little kitty cat? You are, yes you are.

Duchess: That is right, human. Worship me.




Essie is still cute. Sorry, but really, how can any other kids compete? I am so smitten.



Essie?

She is far too aware of her situation.



Essie: My parents won't be breaking up on my watch.

That's really not your responsibility, but okay. Go wild.



Guess which genius spent all day in the snow on the bubble blower?



Noah: Mother! Can you not freeze my arse off while feeding me?



Essie: Higher! I can almost see a brighter future from here!



Ha ha ha ha!

I decided to let each father have four kids, so this will be Two's last baby. I'm actually sad. He is very much a part of the furniture at this point.





Cuties.



Empress: Oh my little buttercup, I do love you.

Two (syreni-sims) : Oh my god, she's flirting with me!

Dude! Control your damn eyes!



Empress: Congrats on the enemies.

Two: Damn she is sexy.








Essie pulls a Hermione Granger over a snow day.

Essie: I just want to go to school soooooo much! This is the most unfair thing ever.



Empress: Did you know I'm pregnant again?

Didi (twofee) : Are you ever not?

Empress: Good point.



Essie: Hi :DDDDD

Didi: Just ignore her and maybe she'll leave.



Two: My lady is so pretty.

Empress: How the heck did I end up in the pretty princess bed?



Two: Did your breasts just suddenly get bigger?



I cannot keep up with them. I've given up trying.



Birthday time for the twins!



Noah: I loooooove my sister.




Neither of them are...overly graced in the beauty department, but Essie was an odd toddler so there may be hope yet.




Essie: Playing blocks with my favourite sis- Wait, why is there snot on this block?

Noah: He he he.



The girls are all so sweet together. Nothing like their mother, at least not so far.



Essie: Careful. Don't you know that snakes curl up in potties to bite the bums of little girls like you?

Nora: What the shit?



Nora: Can I get away from the potty snakes in here?



Essie, she's your sister, not a dog.



This no longer annoys me. Empress does not do pregnancy well and I fear Two's proximity may be useful if she forgets to eat or whatever.



Duchess: Not even I crave attention this much.




I'm not saying Empress has favourites, but I have no pictures of her with Essie or Noah for a reason.



Luuk: You know, it kind of ruins the date when you keep reminding me you're pregnant with another man's kid.



Speaking of the other man...

Two: I can't believe you're cheating on me again!

Luuk: Hi there bro!



Empresss: Welcome home, asshole.



Five minutes later.



And then another five minutes later.

Mirjana (yuuzhan) is an almost daily visitor now.



Empress: I hate this so much!

Two: :D



Empress: Okay, this one is cute. We can keep her.



Empress: Hey there little baby.

Two: My girl and my other girl! *heart eyes*

Mirjana: Hey, is that dinner?



Anyway, it's another girl. Laura. Black hair and Empress's eyes.



The haunted gaze of a stoned bloodhound.

Sorry Noah, but you are kind of creepy.



No more kids you two! You are done. Time to get Two fixed I guess.



Sophia (blackswan-sims) : What am I meant to do with this?

Put her down and leave? Seriously, she is not your responsibility.




Essie is just standing off to the side, playing a sad violin, wondering why no one ever loved her that much.



Two: Your tits remind me of how much I hate that Luuk character.



Nose smooches.



Essie: Is there nowhere else in the house to do that?



Okay, I am weak and the idea of getting rid of Two was just too sad. Cheating aside, Empress and Two are a great couple and Two is a super dad and I'm a sappy loser. So...

Two: Will you marry me?



Empress: Oh my god! So shiny!



Essie: Keep it down out there! I'm creating!



Empress: I feel like I'm forgetting something really important. I'm just so happy.



Empress: Why do I feel like I've just made a huge mistake?



Essie, I know your parents are awful, but is that really the answer.



Empress: Yeah, that's right girl. Take it in deep and let it fill you.

Well that explains Miss Hermione's sudden foray into bubbles.



Noah: I love car.

Such a sweetie.



And then there's Nora.

Nora: I HATE THE WORLD!!!



Zsófia: Isn't that your boyfriend there, flirting with another man?

Empress: Yeah. So?

Zsófia: Nothing. I'm not judging you at all.



These three continue their casual little menage. It's almost sweet really.

Five (syreni-sims) : *heavy breathing*

I said almost.



I am sappy. They are cute.



Apparently I missed their birthday, but the twins grew up.

Here's Nora.



And Noah.

Ending on their birthday yet again! Next time things will settle into Kirkby's weekly rotation, so shorter chapters probably.

Comments

[yeager]

WoAH I can't believe Empress and Two did get married, that's one great plot twist for that kind of challenge and they're a glorious (and terrible) couple
The other girls are cute but not as much as Essie, and now I'm laughing because you accidentally named the fourth baby after my real life name, so good luck to her to be the prettiest of Two's children ehehe >:) But that's gonna be hard, Essie is perfect

[lunacress]

It's going to be a veeeeeeery long engagement for them, but I had to. Breaking up their adorable, dysfunctional relationship was not an option. And Two is basically a live in nanny now.

Oh! I had no idea! I named her after the Bat For Lashes song which I'd had on repeat for a few days. Hopefully she won't be too disappointing then. I will say she looks a lot like one of her sisters, though not which one.