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Skywalker Xenophilia Challenge
Part One

I am a sucker for challenges that guarantee cute babies and this one seems like it won't take too long. One generation and I'm out. So here is the start of the Skywalker Xenophilia Challenge!

Here is the darling Cosmo Skywalker. Who I adore. Especially his eyebows. Darling.

He's a Knowledge/Family sim for ease. Raising all those green kids will be hard enough, might as well give him a fighting chance.

Cosmo: I'm going to paint a pretty board to hold up, hope that the aliens spot it and know that I love them.

Cosmo: All these books and no advice on wooing aliens.

By the time you get to being in their general proximity, is wooing really necessary?

Ah, here to welcome him to the neighbourhood is the extremely pregnant Brenna Sienkiewicz.

Brenna: Get out while you still can.

Quiet you!

You two can easily do that at your own homes. You're sisters-in-law.

Go play with Cosmo.

Not that he cares at all. He just wants to play with flowers.

Kai: So I hear you're into spacemen? Well, my arse is out of this world.

Cosmo: That seems unlikely.

Cosmo: My eyebrows are ready to consume you.

Not a lot happened for the rest of the day, so here we are, begging for aliens.

No mods to make it easier because I don't want to risk forgetting to take it out and having the Duchamps or Sienkiewiczes full of aliens too.

Cosmo: I am having second thoughts!

Cosmo: Hey, I can see my house from here!

So, how was it?

Cosmo: *screams internally, screams externally, screams eternally*

Cosmo: There are no words to describe what I just experienced.

Cosmo: REPRESSING MEMORY!!

Cosmo: I may have repressed that memory too hard. It seems to have moved down to my belly.

Not a whole lot happened for a while and really I was concentrating mostly on keeping Cosmo alive. He's not good at pregnancy. Which is going to suck.

Cosmo: Hey there food baby.

Yeah...

Cosmo: That beer is looking good.

No! Bad Cosmo.

Besides almost dying of hunger all the time, Cosmo is actually really boring. He just potters about being a nerd.

It's just as dull to play as I am sure it is to read about.

Didi (twofee) : Hey, you're really cute. You have that lovely glow pregnant people get.

Cosmo: That is so swee- Wait, what do you mean pregnant?

I think that is what she meant by pregnant.

It is a little girl called Andromeda. No guesses needed as to what the uninspired naming theme is for the kids.

Cosmo: Better make the bed. Yep, that is definitely the most important thing right now.

Andromeda: Beam me up.

Cosmo: Better read all these parenting books so I don't mess up taking care of Andy.

Maybe pick her up off the floor?

Cosmo: Not until the book tells me to.

Cosmo: Oh, here we go. Don't leave babies unattended on the floor.

Much better.

No rest for the wicked, or for totally clueless dads. More babies are required.

Have fun dear.

Cosmo: I love you Andy, but your other dad really needs to chill out.

This made me laugh so much.

He is the baby whisperer.

So what's that baby telling you sweetie?

Andromeda had a birthday that I missed (I'm not allowed to age them up, have to just wait for it to happen) but she is very adorable.

Cosmo: What if Andy reads my diary?

She's two. She can;t read full stop.

He isn't a totally awful father.

Just completely clueless.

That is all for now. I expect this challenge will have short chapters all the way through, because nothing is happening! Hopefully it will get more chaotic/fun as Cosmo is outnumbered by screaming green kids.

Skywalker Xenophilia Challenge - Part One - ARCHIVED